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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;<span class="co4">&gt;Shivering in the cold, nightly winter air, you look at the 'trophy' in your hand</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;A used condom. The product of your latest lusty Lyra rutting.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stare at it, mixed feelings of triumph and disgust settling in your gut.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra insisted on the condom. Probably for the best. You shudder at the thought of little green centaur babies wrecking the town.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Quickly you dump the slippery sock of manpudding in a garbage can and wipe your hands on your boxers.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Out of sight, out of mind.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Turning around to flee back to the warmth of your house, you suddenly hear a high-pitched voice yelling from the street</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;HEY NONNY!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie runs up to your house and leans over your fence, grinning her typical huge Pinkie smile.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh shit, not this. That stupid pink horse won't ever leave you alone.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;Hey there, Pinkie. Make it quick please, I'm freezing my balls off in this cold.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Just wooondering, Nonny. Are you having a party in there?! I heard you and some other pony shouting really loud. Are you playing a game? CAN I JOIN?!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She starts bouncing up and down with sheer excitement.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;ehhh, not today, Pinkie. I was just, uhh... talking... I was just talking to a friend, and the conversation got a bit out of hand. That's all. No party. Sorry!&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Aww...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie sits down on the pavement and frowns with dissapointment.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;There have to be other ponies you can party with tonight, Pinkie. I'm sorry, I'm going back inside now, it's too cold out here.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But I want to party with you, Nonny...&quot;, you vaguely hear her mumble as you retreat back inside and close the frontdoor.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who was that?&quot;, Lyra peeks her head past your bedroom door.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;Ohh, just Pinkie Pie&quot;, you answer.<br />&quot;Apparently she heard us. We really need to keep it down. She almost found out.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Lyra gives you a long, serious look.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Why don't you just tell them, Anon? You can't expect to keep this... relationship... a secret forever.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;I have no choice, Lyra. You know that. 'Confessing' my 'homosexuality' to Fluttershy and the town was the only way to get her to stop stalking and hitting on me.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Do you have any idea of the shitstorm that would ensue if everyone found out I was straight afterall, and have been lying to their faces all this time?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Not only would Fluttershy probably start stalking me again, her whole clique of special harmony friends would be royally pissed off. I'd probably get chased out of town.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You let out a long sigh.</span><br />&quot;So please bear with me, Lyra. I'm sorry, but there's just no other way.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's okay, Anon. We'll do it your way.&quot;, Lyra smiles.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her smile turns into that hot Lusty grin of hers, as she throws you a seductive wink.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So why don't you get that Human Stamina back in here, and we'll start practising on 'keeping it down'?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your mind goes blank as your feet almost automatically carry you back in your bedroom.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Party time.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wake up to a bright beam of sunlight shining in your face and the twittering of little birds outside your window.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Another perfect day in Equestria, as usual.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You glance sideways to the empty spot in bed next to you. Lyra had left your house early. Again, as usual.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was a morning person. Pony. Pony-person. Whatever. You weren't. She had the decency to let you sleep as she went to do whatever it is that ponies do in the morning.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stretch your arms and yawn as you roll over, when a sudden knocking on the door shocks you wide awake.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's probably Lyra. Did she leave something at your house?</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You jump out of bed, quickly slip on a pair of pants and a shirt, as the knocking intensifies and grows more impatient.</span><br />&#160;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Jeah, I'm coming, calm down!&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You open the door and are almost pushed over by two ponies.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;Jeah wow, just let yourselves in. How rude.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy turns around and gives you a deathstare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous, d-don't you even DARE to act like you're being wronged. Not after what you did!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie also looks furious.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Holy shit, she found out. They found out. They totally found out about your you and Lyra! But how?!</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;Whoa, whoa! Calm down.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You back up into your living room. You need to figure out a way to salvage this.</span><br />&quot;Lets not say or do things we're going to regret later!&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;A bit late for that, isn't it, Nonny. Hmmm?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ohh man, a mad Pinkie Pie. This day is turning out to not be so perfect after all.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy reaches back into her saddlebag with her head and grabs something. She turns back to you and...</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your fucking used condom dangles in front of you. Oh lord. You might not want to hold that in your mouth, girl.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She gently puts it on the ground as her look changes from pure anger to a mixture of sadness and disappointment.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's pointless. It's all over. They found evidence that you've been fucking ponies around town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your only option now is to come clean and hope these ponies will show mercy.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;I... I guess I owe you an explanation, Fluttershy...&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes you do, Anonymous. H-how could you throw these poor tadpoles out in the trash? How could you!?&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt; what</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;what&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What, what?!&quot;, Pinkie Pie interjects.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Nonny, if you can't take care of your pets, you can't just throw them away. That's animal cruelty, and that's bad!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Holy shit, how dense can these ponies be?!</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Anonymous, I know we haven't been best friends, but you KNOW I'm the animal expert in town!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Thank Celestia Pinkie Pie found these poor tadpoles in your garbage, they could've died!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy picks up the used condom again and puts it back in her saddlebag. She sighs, turns around and prepares to leave.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I already have way too much pets as is, but I'm sure I can take care of a batch of tadpoles.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh shit, Fluttershy taking care of your sperm? That sounds horrible.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even if she is dense as fuck, one of her wiser friends would eventually come over and ask her why the fuck she is tending to a bowl of watered down semen.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;Wait!&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Wait, Fluttershy, I think I have a better idea!&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've got to get rid of that condom.</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;We should bring those tadpoles back to where I caught them, to reunite them with their families.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie gasps.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Froggy bottom bogg?! That's a super idea, Nonny!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy takes a moment to consider your proposal.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Set them loose again? Oh dear.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, Fluttershy, imagine how happy those mom and dad frogs will be to see their babies again!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br />&quot;Pinkie is right, Fluttershy. We must bring these tadpoles back to where they came from.&quot;<br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy sighs and nods.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ohh. Very well then. We will bring these tadpoles back to Froggy Bottom Bogg.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Here you stand, at the edge of a swamp with two of the dumbest ponies from Ponyville standing next to you</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ready to release your 'tadpoles' back into the wild.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetic, and if these ponies weren't sniffling and quietly sobbing as if they were attending a funeral.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy takes the condom out of her saddlebag and gently drops it into the murky bog. It sinks to the bottom and a white blotch of semen drifts up to the surface.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She now wraps her arms around your waist and rests her head on your stomach.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know it must be hard for you to see these tadpoles go, Anonymous. B-But it's for the best.&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Next year, we'll come back here and there will be lots of new, strong frogs!&quot;</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her voice begins breaking up near the end of the sentence and she buries her face in your shirt.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly perform a couple of fake sobs and pretend to wipe away some tears.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The semen blotch begins to expand and pale as it dilutes in the murky water, until you can't make it out anymore.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pinkie Pie begins playing a tune on a tuba (where the fuck did she get that thing?) that bears an uncanny resemblance to Andrea Bocelli's 'Time to say goodbye'.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fluttershy begins sobbing loudly into your shirt, turning it into a mess.</span><br />&#160;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;These fucking ponies, man.</span></div></div>




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